Ass Kickin' Pretzels

$6.00

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Ass Kickin’ Pretzels 🥨🔥
Crunchy, bold, and full of attitude—Ass Kickin’ Pretzels deliver unique flavors with serious personality. Whether you’re craving sweet heat or spicy southwest vibes, these pretzels are packed with seasoning and impossible to put down. Perfect for snack lovers who like it loud.

Available Flavors:

  • Churro – Sweet cinnamon-sugar goodness

  • Nashville Hot – Southern-style spice with smoky heat and bold flavor in every bite.

  • Hatch Chile Queso – A creamy, cheesy blend infused with the mild heat of authentic Hatch chiles.

  • Bacon Ranch – Classic ranch meets smoky bacon for a rich, savory combo.

  • Jalapeño Cheddar – Zesty jalapeño paired with sharp cheddar for a spicy cheese lover’s dream.

  • Spicy Pickle – Tangy dill pickle with a spicy twist—sour, salty, and seriously addictive.

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

Get your smoke shop favorites dropped off fast — no cap.

🔥 Step 1: Browse the Goods

Check out our menu or visit our Instagram highlights to explore wraps, Puffco accessories, detox kits, torches, and more.

💬 Step 2: Place Your Order

Send us a message on Instagram @exotics_ondemand or text/call us at (661) 476-8379 with:

  • What you want
  • Your delivery address (Bakersfield only)
  • Your name and preferred payment method

🕒 Step 3: We Pull Up

Same-day delivery available! Most orders drop within 30–90 minutes, depending on your zone. We’ll confirm your total and ETA right after you place the order.

💳 Step 4: Pay on Arrival

We accept Cash, CashApp, Venmo, and Apple Pay — whatever’s easiest.
Discreet delivery every time. ✅

🎁 First-Time Order Bonus

Mention “First Drop” in your message and receive a free gift with your first delivery!

📍 Delivery Hours

Mon–Sat: 12 PM – 10 PM
Sunday: Limited availability
Minimum order may apply depending on your location.